r e f i n i n g - t h e - s i l v e r

don't laugh at my rough translations. it was the best i could do k?
and if you don't find it hysterical i think it's just me and my sis.
a scene around my dinner table...

*in chinese to me* "what do you usually eat for lunch?"
"hamburger lor...with lettuce, tomato, cheese." *chinese* "some people put bacon in theirs."
*chinese* "bacon? how can you put bacon in a hamburger?"
"hie lor, don't you just eat bacon like it is?"
"gross."
"bacon? isn't it just meen bao (bread)?"
"no it's ju yook (pork)."
"Oh BACON."
"what? bingo?"
*sister starts giggling hysterically*
"bacon. i was thinking of bagels. huun bang (...circle cookies?)"
"bagels aren't bang. it's bread..."